Mom’s been home a lot lately and she sings the word “sabbatical” all the time.
The first day, I thought this word meant “go to the park” and it was awesome.
The second day, I thought it meant “walk through the neighborhood” and it was awesome.
Today, I realized it means “work the poor doggies until they crumple into a heap of tired bones on the cold tile floor.”
I don’t know why she’s so happy.